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Lets go back to the 2000s and use forum sigs

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work's dragging on forever

how do I speedrun this

can I do a pixel perfect pivot table to wrong warp to when my shift's over or something

I don't actually hate math

numbers are kinda fun to play with

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me 10 years ago: haha fuck math I won't need that in my career

me now: at work, spending my morning updating formulas to calculate projections based on user behaviour / trends for the past quarter to determine how to grow various revenue streams using several KPIs and user subsets based on a variety of threshold values

also me: working on a video game in my spare time, which requires math to determine anything from gameplay (collisions, movement) to art (scaling, cameras), etc

Sunday is also Bat Day.

Cause 2/1/20 = B/A/T

It's Friday
that means Baturday is tomorrow

I've been listening to MCR all day

someone come help me put on some black eyeliner

so paint it black and take it back~ 🎡

No one:

Me: BATS, GET YOUR BATS HERE πŸ¦‡ πŸ¦‡ πŸ¦‡ πŸ¦‡ πŸ¦‡ πŸ¦‡ πŸ¦‡

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wiggle jiggle 〰️
yellow middle πŸ’›
that's the best of what you are ✨
(i love you egg πŸ₯š)

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eggs! πŸ₯š
get your eggs here! πŸ₯š
fresh and white eggs are here! πŸ₯š

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2 = b
1 = a
20 = t

Which means 2/1/20 is Bat day.

Which is either January 2nd or February 1st depending on where you live.

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trans/kinphobia (+) 

anyway temtem is fantastic actually

I feel like I've been on Mastodon for only like 3 months but it's actually been a year and a half

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Single user instance for a bat furry. Gimme some strawberries.