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I just remembered I never got around to updating my introduction post on here that I said I was gonna do like 6 months ago

I got the best username and userID combo in Temtem.

Temtem is out in like 7 minutes

I expect porn of all the Temtems to be made by the end of the day.

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guess I'm back to disabling all non-whitelisted calls/rejecting all voicemails cause my carrier can't effectively block spam calls at a network level so I just get fucking 10+ of them a week

why even have a phone at this point

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podcast

but it's like chromecast

vape those pods wirelessly

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@Duende i thought my timeline was a little empty, that explains it

i love bats
i love every kind of bat
i just wanna hug all of them
but i can't hug every bat

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i don’t know how to say this so i’m going to just say it.

pellets guy approaches me and says β€œi got a christmas present for you. i wanted to make you a salad bowl.” instantly i am moved by this touching and thoughtful gesture

THIS MOTHER FUCKER GOT ME A FUCKING DOG BOWL

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now that it's the rawring 20s are we gonna bring back glomps

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Squeak.live

Single user instance for a bat furry. Gimme some strawberries.