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i inhaled my coffee into my lungs by accident

that's one way to help wake me up

save me

I wish I could write some script to automatically update these damn reports whenever we change a variable but due to how complicated the process is there's no way I'd trust automation on it so it's hell when I come in and they tell me 14+ reports need to be redone due to swapping out a few calculations with new algorithms.

You'd think it's only like changing 5 things to fix, but nope, it fucks the whole report up every time.

lewd shitpost 

do people into CBT watch nutflicks instead of netflix

I should maybe make an email address or something for me to use on places but idk

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Which is the correct pronunciation?

I wonder how many people pronounce my domain as instead of

I am bat
hear me squeak
without coffee I am weak

or maybe this means it's always halloween

time to go christmas caroling, knock on someone's door, and demand candy

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I keep getting comments from people in chats like "I dislike seasonal fursonas" when I speak up as if my character only exists during October and fades away at midnight on Halloween

apparently I only exist 1/12th of the year I guess

Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see
This, our chef of Boyardee

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As you browse your timeline a random bat appears with a cup of coffee. "Squeak", says he, offering you the coffee before flying away.

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Two weeks until Halloween

Here's 14 bats to help you remember:

I loved it in the Misfits TV series in season 4 when the probation worker, Greg, sang this song with Finn awkwardly.

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I'll protect you from the hooded claw
Keep the vampires from your door~

Work is not going well so far today. Lotta things to fix that my coworkers didn't do right. :L

also if you look very carefully you will see the phantom power supply for my microphone (also converts XLR to USB)

I put a piece of zebra striped duct tape over the light because it is basically BLINDINGLY BRIGHT at night

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Here's a pic of my new setup.

Turns out the 2 monitor mount wasn't strong enough for my middle/right monitors, so they aren't mounted.

Left monitor is my tablet so I can now pull it out and doodle on it much easier and more often!

Once I'm off work today I can clear off my desk and rearrange everything now that I got my monitor stands and such. Might share some pics of it once it's done!

I've got Cosmic Castaway by Electrasy stuck in my head. If you've seen the movie Titan A.E. you might recognize the song.

🎡 But I'm not broken, in my dream I win
In here I'm nothing, a Cosmic Castaway 🎡

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Single user instance for a bat furry. Gimme some strawberries.