.🦇 @bat@squeak.live

sleepy and hungry, zzz

@Duende

i'd sit on their lap

@DogMotif

a sheep with crocs on

creep

guess I'm back to disabling all non-whitelisted calls/rejecting all voicemails cause my carrier can't effectively block spam calls at a network level so I just get fucking 10+ of them a week

why even have a phone at this point

@Duende

just a super long fleshy tube that retracts back quickly like a tape measure when you let go

@Galuade @Moot @Duende

"mom said it's my turn to be the dom"

@PsyChuan back then I used to hang out a ton of the furry IRCs like furnet and anthrochat, ran some big channels for a while up until like 2013 or 2014 when I was too busy and also sick of dealing with irc bouncers

@PsyChuan

Around 13 or 14 years for me now myself, maybe longer? I don't remember haha

@Duende

water sports: it's in the bat

@Duende @hyperlink

my old boss once used a :3 in slack and I saw it as he changed it to a :)

pretty sure he's a furry but I don't blend my work and personal life at all so I never could say for sure

none of my coworkers know any of my non-work profiles and I plan to keep it that way

podcast

but it's like chromecast

vape those pods wirelessly

@DogMotif

does microcenter give discounts based on how smol you are

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@ecru have you tried turning them off and on

I should do a 2019 version of this

@Duende no worries! I've been a bit quiet on masto the last like month, been a busy batty