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Just realized I don't have my character's ref sheet up over here! This is my fruity bat, artwork done by the lovely Franpaccio on Twitter!

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Introduction post:
β€’ Mid 20s guy from Canada
β€’ Allergic to apples
β€’ Kind of quiet, but once you get to know me I'll non-stop hammer you with puns every chance I get
β€’ Very fruity and gay
β€’ Also nerdy and also plays lots of vidya games
β€’ πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‡

New to Mastodon but feel free to recommend people I should follow and such!

wiggle jiggle 〰️
yellow middle πŸ’›
that's the best of what you are ✨
(i love you egg πŸ₯š)

I wonder how many people remember this song

eggs! πŸ₯š
get your eggs here! πŸ₯š
fresh and white eggs are here! πŸ₯š

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2 = b
1 = a
20 = t

Which means 2/1/20 is Bat day.

Which is either January 2nd or February 1st depending on where you live.

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trans/kinphobia (+) 

I feel like I've been on Mastodon for only like 3 months but it's actually been a year and a half

I just remembered I never got around to updating my introduction post on here that I said I was gonna do like 6 months ago

I got the best username and userID combo in Temtem.

Temtem is out in like 7 minutes

I expect porn of all the Temtems to be made by the end of the day.

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guess I'm back to disabling all non-whitelisted calls/rejecting all voicemails cause my carrier can't effectively block spam calls at a network level so I just get fucking 10+ of them a week

why even have a phone at this point

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but it's like chromecast

vape those pods wirelessly

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Single user instance for a bat furry. Gimme some strawberries.