.🦇 @bat@squeak.live

Just realized I don't have my character's ref sheet up over here! This is my fruity bat, artwork done by the lovely Franpaccio on Twitter!

Introduction post:
• Mid 20s guy from Canada
• Allergic to apples
• Kind of quiet, but once you get to know me I'll non-stop hammer you with puns every chance I get
• Very fruity and gay
• Also nerdy and also plays lots of vidya games
• 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

New to Mastodon but feel free to recommend people I should follow and such!

I have to adjust these every week for all my agents and some of them have so many splits for different assignments that payroll needs to track accurately and this eats a good few hours of my week sometimes

work's payroll program is atrociously slow

imagine you have to enter a range of times like
6:00 to 6:48
6:48 to 9:12
9:12 to 11:00
12:00 to 14:00
14:00 to 15:00

now imagine that each set of these two time frames (6:00 and 6:48 for example) take 20 to 30 seconds each to update in the system, can't do multiple at once

then you also need to add 3 tags to them, which also take the same amount of time

I lose SO much productivity because of how atrociously slow this timesheet software is

🎵 She's been propositioned, propounded, by every pompous prince~
Given panniers of peerless pears and plums, polished~ 🎵

god i love songs with alliteration

(song is The End and the Beginning by Forever Durden)

my audio jack got wrecked a while back and my headphones randomly crackle until I adjust it and it's so LOUD when it crackles into my headphones suddenly with no warning

why's everyone talking about pizza suddenly

also why is no one mentioning how we should deep fry a deep dish pizza

boosting for the morning crowd

Posted July's sneak peek for the game I'm working on!

It's patreon-only for 7 days, but then the info is public. :3

Here's the tweet on it with more info!
https://twitter.com/ShiftedMe/status/1150540666444931072

Also attached is a sneak peek of one of the game critters!

Made a bunch of bierocks today :9

"I should get some water, I feel a little thirsty"

*proceeds to drink 3 cups of water nonstop*

oh my god this PM I got

I'm getting so sick and tired of running Titania Ex and wiping

cleared it easily day one and now every PUG is a complete mess and I need 4 more damn runs to guarantee get my weapon

chitchat with a bat

give them a hug and give them a pat

yell at them when they touch the thermostat

boosting so more people can hate this toot

debating on taking off a friday in 2 weeks during my birthday week for a 3 day weekend

what if they made the feet cards scratch and sniff