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Just realized I don't have my character's ref sheet up over here! This is my fruity bat, artwork done by the lovely Franpaccio on Twitter!

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Introduction post:
β€’ Mid 20s guy from Canada
β€’ Allergic to apples
β€’ Kind of quiet, but once you get to know me I'll non-stop hammer you with puns every chance I get
β€’ Very fruity and gay
β€’ Also nerdy and also plays lots of vidya games
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New to Mastodon but feel free to recommend people I should follow and such!

ranting about shipping, valve/steam 

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All classes move online. Zoom is unable to handle the server load of every campus in the country, so professors seek out other methods.

One professor announces they are now hosting classes in a Garry's Mod DarkRP server.

Another moves to World of Warcraft.

Someone opens a Minecraft server with a 1:1 recreation of campus.

Chaos ensues.

It'll be neat to see if more remote job opportunities open up in many industries going forward after all this blows over.

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Making my way downtown,
Scared of clowns,
Walking fast
Past the big top

Where do I get animal crackers that have bat crackers

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nsfw ych thread- rules public, drawings underneath unlisted 

idk what's going on with the meta post stuff rn

all I do is post about coffee and bats and sometimes nerdy things

what'd I miss

lewd shitpost 


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@bat Yes

SonarSuperStar [in DMC style triple SSS]
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Lets go back to the 2000s and use forum sigs

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work's dragging on forever

how do I speedrun this

can I do a pixel perfect pivot table to wrong warp to when my shift's over or something

I don't actually hate math

numbers are kinda fun to play with

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me 10 years ago: haha fuck math I won't need that in my career

me now: at work, spending my morning updating formulas to calculate projections based on user behaviour / trends for the past quarter to determine how to grow various revenue streams using several KPIs and user subsets based on a variety of threshold values

also me: working on a video game in my spare time, which requires math to determine anything from gameplay (collisions, movement) to art (scaling, cameras), etc

Sunday is also Bat Day.

Cause 2/1/20 = B/A/T

It's Friday
that means Baturday is tomorrow

I've been listening to MCR all day

someone come help me put on some black eyeliner

so paint it black and take it back~ 🎡

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Single user instance for a bat furry. Gimme some strawberries.